If you don't count Teri Garr showing up in an early scene, Jerry Lewis was the first celebrity to make an appearance on the old Batman show, and was followed by Dick Clark, The Green Hornet and Kato, Sr. Wences, and Sammy Davis Jr.

Trump took one look at it and thought, "Hmm, new press secretary?"

I had to log in as Ack Ack (instead of Ack_Ack) just to view the page, and once I got there, I was told it didn't exist. Don't try to tell me that there aren't layers of mystery covering up this odd occurrence.

Amanda Waller is also responsible for spiking the Assassins Creed review.

I did, but more recently, as Whovian surmised, I watched Code Name: Diamond Head, where every time Ian McShane pops up on screen, someone says "Hey Lovejoy"

Maybe that is the review, and they're trying something different - they give you the headline, and you extrapolate a review in your head.

I skimmed this - I won't be seeing it til my brother arrives on Christmas Eve, and I've heard it's good, but I want to know as little about as possible. So everybody shut up.

The star of Torture Garden, The Satanic Rites of Dracula, And Now the Screaming Starts! and Scream and Scream Again would most likely be incensed at such liberties!

When The Big Hit was filming in Toronto, I saw Mr. Wahlberg outside of the GoodLIfe Fitness at Bay and Bloor. He was outside in a tank top, holding his gym bag, presumably waiting for his car. I knew it was him because of the tattoo of the dogs fucking on his pretty substantial arms. "Marky Mark!" I said. He…

Present day Macaulay Culkin?

I can see why this contest is limited to the United States. Shipping such an item elsewhere would likely break the AV Club contest budget for the year!

That's what I thought!

Amazon sells a subscription service that gives you access to relevant news articles, and today it's on sale for only $14.99 a month!! www.amazon.ca/moreuselesscrap

Today I discovered that there is an expensive brand of coat called Moose Knuckle. My secretary is buying one for her husband, and was talking about how expensive Moose Knuckles are. I went out to find out what the fuck she was talking about, and found out that Moose Knuckle isn't just another word for camel toe.

People. What a bunch of bastards.

A&E used to do the same - it was pretty great.

I follow Chris Evans on Twitter. The guy is a real-life superhero. It's always great when someone backs up the image that you have of them as a stand-up person.

Damn! There's two. Although I thought Voltron was pretty great, and I was too old to watch that the first time it was on.

That's what makes it so magical. Although it's almost non-existent, it's still the driving force behind everything he does. Also, I can't stress how effective it is to brand the alt-right as having tiny dicks. Because a) it's most likely the root of their insecurity and b) it's 100% true. The small-membered are…

It's on Netflix. They've not steered me wrong yet. (NB - I have not watched Fuller House, as I didn't watch Full House).