The show I'm talking about was at Lee's Palace a year or two ago. But I've seen Dinosaur Jr/J Mascis/ Sebadoh so many times I really can't count. I may have been at the Opera House show…

There are no puns that work with Tim Hortons Hockey Cards.

And I just got a notification that Dinosaur Jr. are coming to town on March 10th - make that your next Newswire, AV Club. Make sure you point out that Ack Ack scooped you!

I've seen J Mascis absolutely shred an acoustic guitar - I still have no idea how he had it wired, but for one man on stage with an acoustic guitar, it was one of the most rocking shows I've ever been to. I believe the man can do anything, including winning @Midnight.

Note to performers - Niagara Falls isn't 'close enough' to Toronto to be considered actually playing Toronto. If you live on the east end of town, getting to Niagara Falls is about an hour and a half drive. Instead, you're playing for a bunch of rubes from St. Catherines.

I'm pretty positive that America is fucked. How's that?

It's not typical. And I've got some friends that actually make fun of me for it, or don't consider it rape. It's rare, but it happens. And the fact that I'd never be able to prove it, some people think I'm making it up, bragging, or just regret sleeping with her really helped me understand what women go through. …

Yeah. When I was in University, DJ'ing my way through school, I had a stalker. One night, there was a huge work party, and she followed me home, hiding behind trees the whole time. I went upstairs to bed and passed out. The next morning, there was a used condom in my bed, and a vague recollection of having someone…

I remember when I got raped, the thing that really stuck with me is that she wore a perfume I didn't like. It's wasn't about the violence or the breach of trust at all!

I was watching the original Batman TV show over the weekend - apparently, Cesar Romero got his distinctive Joker laugh from the first time he saw the costume - he had a genuine reaction to the clothes, and someone said "That's his laugh right there!"

It's strange - their music did in fact transcend my heart, but surrendered my soul. I'll give them half marks.

My weekend was full of things that conspired to make me mildly depressed about my life. Online dating specifically, as I apparently suck at it. And I'm having a hard time sleeping in my new bed, which was expensive. And I'm dealing with a shitty situation with one of my employees today which involves infidelity and…

Yeah, that guy can go fuck himself and his self-worth can eat shit. What a horrible person.

C'mon. Reverse vampires sleep at night, and are out during the day. Any scientician knows that.

I've always thought that logic should be a required high school course.

I've noticed less incursions from Trumpsters these days. I think that my profanity-laced responses scared them off. No one likes being called a fucktaint or a cumgoblin.

I'll never forget the day that Obama militarily captured Texas. It was a proud day for Liberals and our many false flag operations.

it sounds like the game was designed by Werner Herzog. to showcase the futility of man trying to control nature. Nature will always win and man is but a minuscule speck in the infinite chasm of an uncaring universe.

I could have watched the entire musical. I was expecting to hate it, but found it unexpectedly delightful.

Because they're so realistically portrayed. Don't we all have friends who have a natural patter that sounds pre-written and forced, and who you claim to have great affection for, even though they're dead behind the eyes and any chemistry is wholly in the eyes of the Palladinos? I