Let's see - there's Ghostbusters (oh, wait - that's been cancelled). OK, what about Transformers? Because there's a universe who's stories have yet to be tapped. I hope there is a scene of giant robots fighting in a big city in one of them?

Obviously you're not a fan of stilted dialogue, incomprehensible action scenes and terrible CGI!

There is no Canadian analog to TruTV, so I have no idea where to even start looking for this.

They said "Fuck" a bunch of times in both Deadpool AND Pulp Fiction, so Tarantino seems like a perfect fit. Plus, it'll give fanboys the Deadpool scene that they've been clamoring for - Deadpool and Cable spending 30 minutes in a cabin discussing the sexiest arches.

I blame the Coen brothers for messing up the script.

*golf clap* You've finally done it, AV Club. Despite the links to terrorist cells, I need a more interesting badge holder than my current one, which simply reads "Durable". And with it saying "ISIS" right on there, it really gives me the edgy vibe I've been looking for.

I didn't. I continue to love Land of the Lost. I think it's perfectly stupid and fun.

Power Girl, to my recollection, has always been a supply-side economist. Not to mention the time that she fought ACORN.

You need to have an Elvis burger, immediately. Ground beef, peanut butter, bacon and banana - it's heavenly.

President of Croatia is in the Sam Bee report - people have posted pictures of Coco claiming that it's her.

I can't help but think that if Premiere Wynne looked more like the President of Croatia, the Toronto Sun would have less of a problem with her. However, the fact that she looks like the General Manager of your local health food co-op. doesn't endear her to many Conservatives.

Just looking at the panels and comparing them to real world events made me feel pretty uncomfortable.

I only see British press stuff on Twitter, but damn, it's depressingly racist. There was some sort of kerfuffle about a Muslim woman reporting on a terrorist event, and people were outraged that she wore her hijab.

*Donald Trump is subsequently accused of sexual assault by two poodles and a dachshund*

I wonder if Fallon would have asked to pat Obama's hair?

Fallon's show runner just quit. I would assume because he's sick of working with a multi-talented hack. "I'm Jimmy Fallon - I can do almost anything, just none of it well!"

If he was allowed to do what he wanted, he'd have been added to Mount Rushmore. The fact that he got anything done with those assholes blocking him every step of the way is a major accomplishment on it's own.

Yeah, you've got me begging, begging
Baby - please don't go
If I wake up tomorrow, will you still be here?
I don't know if you feel the way I do
If you leave, I'm going to find you
Baby - please don't go

I think he was pretty clear - she's not a nice person!

4) Credible hair