This episode  was really about the ABC's-always be closing. Abe closing Peggy, Megan closing Don, Ken closing the Heinz guy and his wife, Pete showing Megan's dad how it's done, and finally, Roger closing Megan's mom. Buyers are liars, and if they're cryin' they're buyin'.

Anyone who watches porn and thinks that it's what real sex is like is either a moron, a virgin, or both.

I had no idea Harrison Ford (actual spelling) was in "THE 400 BLOWS!"

It's my catchphrase, that's why. It's not up there with canceraids or even Reposted AvengedSevenfold Fan's fine contribution, but it's all I have and I'm sticking with it till the bitter end.

I feel raped by this.

Why can't Ted follow his fellow 70's has-been Ronnie Montrose's example and do the right thing?

Public: Darren, you're not the right director for a George Washington biopic. I'm building a house. I don't deserve this…….
Darren: Deserve's got nothing to do with it.

I feel RAPED by this post.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

Mad Men has had a few slip ups when it comes to 60's era American speech. Thankfully, someone has been keeping track.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

The Mad Men character I most identify with is Roger. That's good, right?

That Bill Wyman Slate post is a great read.

I feel raped by the Decemberists-but in a good way.

Heh heh, you said conflation.

Lemonade-that cool refreshing drink.

You're right. My mother was a whore. My bad. Hopefully my daughter isn't charging anyone yet. I guess my whole premise was misguided. Thanks for the heads up.

Every woman is a slut and a prostitute, except for my mom and my daughter.

I remember taking my girlfriend to see Goodfellas. As we left the theater she began crying. I wanted to comfort her. Why? I asked. "Tommy didn't deserve to die like that." She was upset because he was murdered on the day he was supposed to be a made man,
the most important day of his life. I was stunned. We had just…

No mention of Red State? I really wanted to now why he took a shitty little part in such a shitty little film. Does Kevin Smith have pics of him fucking sheep? Inquiring minds wanna know.

Everyone knows that if you place the gun in your mouth you have a better chance for success.