Alison is one bunny rabbit away from going full Fatal Attraction.

The French Professor as stalker would be a big improvement over Noah's Magical Mystery Narcisssiam Tour. I really hope the show is quickly veering into Fatal Attraction territory and really makes him pay for his sins.

I think I finally figured out what the title of the show really signifies. It's about Noah, an no one else. Noah is much too shallow and selfish to have taken the fall for the hit and run, but here we are, three years later, and he's still selfish, shallow, and without real human feelings beyond his own selfish needs.…

This show is a fun ride, it's fast-paced, smart and fun. Michelle Dockery does a terrific job, and her chemistry with Juan Diego Botto makes the show even more electric. What a change from Downton Abby, she kills off the Lady Mary character right away. It's like a mashup of Pretty Woman,The Grifters and Dexter. I'm…

Actually Yara is Bironborn.

The good news is that now that The Vinyl Countdown is Vinyl-ly over, everyone is just itching for Game Of Thrones to begin, and season six's ratings should be sky high. It's as if the mad PR genius known as Richie Finestra had planned it all out himself.

Vinyl is finally "getting somewhere" because it has been dragging out a 2 hour movie into an 11 hour series. The big reveal of the night was Richie's confession to Devon that the reason he fell off the wagon and had been doing so much coke because he felt guilty about the murder of Buck Rogers. He says he didn't want…

This show is brought to you by the Columbian Marching Powder Band.

Exactly, which is why I bet we won't be hearing anything about the Rolling Stones, the one band they haven't been name dropping so far.

I think you are giving these writers way too much credit for actually thinking through anything that the female characters are doing. Richies wife hooked up with a young hot guy, she got the photo she needed in order to stay at the Chelsea, and she had a good time in the process. If that isn't revenge sex I don't…

This is now officially the worst show on TV based on how distant it is from achieving it's true potential. It's an unfair comparison but I keep thinking of how Almost Famous treated the same genre and time period. Where is the sense of wonder and excitement at all this new music? What the hell is Richie supposed to be…