THE NERVE!

"Stone Mountain, you raised me well. Stared at by Confederates, but hard as hell."

I'm Dr. Pleasures.

It's the kind of thing that loses its novelty value after the opening credits.

I was using it in Japan, and the surest way for me to know I was going the wrong way is if my phone said I was facing the correct direction.

As Louis CK put it, the Bostonian accent is just a group of people who have agreed to just pronounce words wrong.

Exploding Kittens is one of the dumbest card games I've ever played. I played twice and dominated just because of card draw.

With katsu? Hell, no! That's what the Bulldog sauce is for, man.

Everybody Heil Now!

Jow'll get you, George!

I don't think you understand how cemeteries work…

Seriously, right? Why foist that shit on a museum?

A literally face-melting show.

They're owned by their more popular competitors. Match bought them out years ago.

It would actually be ROGER B. ABSTAIN-Y.

Or just sell the space for corporate advertising. Scott's Turf Builder would build LAWN-uments!

I think you'd be surprised as what passes for "news" in Kentucky these days, Evil Lincoln.

Then they'd be GONE-uments.

I would leave the fountain and put up a plaque celebrating that they took down a Confederate monument.

I think you misspelled "midichlorian".