You trying to get a man shivved? Keep your book smarts on the DL in the pen.

Blacked. It's where it's at. :)

So, whatcha whatcha whatcha want?
I have plenty of late 90s vintages.

Pick the drink up, put the girl down.
Take a big gulp and then splash it around.
Examine the legs, sniff the bouquet.
Tilt your head back and spit the tasting away.

Man, livin' at home is such a drag.
Your mom threw away your Best California Zins Under $50 mag.

I dunno. Seems like any ol' Tom could have filled in.

I'm guessing all they'll have for a dessert menu is a selection of soft-serve.

I tried, but I couldn't find any vaginas.

People put their faces in them, right?

There are too many of them to need them to be housed in museums.

Treason is a capital offense, you can't get community service for it.

RAAAAACE WAAAAR!

Maybe what they needed was a Pepsi.

More like the baiting cages.

Isn't that Doctor of Facelessness Arts?

The dive into the water fountain, man…

It wasn't even THAT much money. What could GoDaddy hosting have cost? $100/month?

Oh yeah, a million ants could do it.

What really bugged me was the beginning. Both Rick and Morty deciding they didn't give enough fucks to stop something that could affect the entire species.

That was the joke that killed for me. :)