Shouldn't Jay-Z's ghostwriter really be accepting this award?

That's pretty much how another recent movie ends.

The grade on the image of the movie poster subtracted Zoe from the cast, too.

She's pretty funny in Lost in Translation.

So, Katie…

It was…

Our Wisconsinite friend had us cook up brats once, and we cooked them in a tin on the grill with a beer bath. At some point late in the cooking process someone realized that we should probably grill up some onions, and we threw a bunch into the beer bath that the brats had been leaking oil into.

Who would the be the government official that replaced the "Mendoza" in the "Mendoza Line"?

I DON'T KNOW! I WANT TO KNOW WHAT BERNIE'S VORGO (Value Over Replacement Government Official) IS!

Some interesting facts about the Congressional Baseball Game:

She meant on stage!

Maybe because all the real people who had something real to say talked to reporters and didn't tweet that shit?

No, I know, but I think like, the chucklefucks over at those sites basically will take any "friend of a friend" comment and publish it without a second thought, so long as it backs up what they want it to say.

Awful nice of Trump to respond so quickly.

"I Don't Know How This Possibly Could Have Happened", Cries Only Nation Where This Ever Happens.

It was important for what fucking reason?

They are. But one of them got fired for the lie, the other made a bigger lie, doubled down on it, and kept his job. I kinda think he deserves more of the stigma for this.

They weren't playing baseball. They were playing SOFTBALL.

I think the right-wing pundit sites don't actually have to worry about "accuracy" or "facts".

You don't ferment rage into beer.