I feel like, from a story perspective, the characters in Catherine are better thought out. Part of it is that they're grownups, and part of it is probably that Vincent's not able to choose from 15 different partners. Also, the game's written to address a very specific phenomenon, and therefore, the narrative is more…

"…including one all-time masterpiece where you go to hell and ask Satan if you can marry his daughter. In another one, you get rich and go live in outer space, apropos of nothing."

I always liked, "Ask A [Person in a terrible/incongruous situation]", the Onion in History throwbacks (White Man attempts "Dunk".), and then this was my favorite one-off picture:

This better not come out of our taxes.

They just got through killing off this series.

Yeah, and I would have known that if they linked to a picture anywhere. I mean, it's sort of intrinsic to the story.

Thanks!

Seriously… No pictures?

"A lot of people hate it…but you can make 3 mediocre drinks with it." I guarantee a rum and coke is better than anything she suggested.

Why you should keep a bottle of Fernet at home:

It's a nice for a… White Nation.
It's a nice day to… HEIL AGAAAAAAAAIN!

I dunno. I have a distinct lack of rear-view mirrors.

There was a food truck that would frequent my old place of work. I remember walking out once and thinking, "Awesome, the line's short, I wanted to try these guys!"

I feel like now, I have a 2 minute window with people. If you manage not to out yourself as vile in that period of time, we're cool, and because you haven't done so in that length of time, I will engage you if you happen to drop something stupid later on.

I made myself miserable and the internet wasn't even like that back then. I remember trying to explain to people why the bullshit Coke myth isn't true only to have them blow up at me for actually fact-checking stuff for them.

I am like, 1000 times more likely to cut you off on the sidewalk or in the airport, or wherever you're walking slower than I am. I'm in control of 100% of me. No extraneous moving parts to worry about. Worst case scenario, I bump into you. If I'm in more of a hurry than you are, you can either hurry up, or be okay…

They're masters of it.

Punching is not shooting.

"YOU KNOW THAT THINGS CAN BE TWO THINGS! WE'VE BEEN OVER THAT!"

"Whoa." -Keanu Reeves, from, I dunno, name a thing Keanu's been in. I bet he says it in that.