Same with Murray State.

Then he'd fall to his knees and be like, "AROOOOOOO!"

Do golf range finders help that much? Have you ever been golfing and been like, "Fuck, I KNEW it was Three Hundred and SEVENTEEN yards to the pin, you asshole of a caddy!"

"I regret that we mischaracterized Chobani, its employees and the people of Twin Falls, Idaho, the way we did."

"Fame slut", then?

Proper term is "fame whore".

If your method of cooking involves putting a ton of butter on your burger, I posit that whatever you use as a secret sauce is not as important as cooking your burger in a ton of butter.

Have you not heard of Mustardayonnaise?

This is true. If you don't Instagram your food these days, I don't think you get any nutritional value from it.

My original post makes no mention of it, BECAUSE IT WAS THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE ARTICLE I WAS COMMENTING UPON. The smarmy douchebro above wasn't saying people can't buy house because avocado toast means they have bad taste, he was saying they keep blowing their money on paying out the ass for it.

My point wasn't, "why don't you eat this better thing instead of this exact same thing", it was "Why are you paying an exponential amount more for the stripped down version of this thing?"

It is avocados, lime juice, salt, and tomatoes.

People will just think it says, "N.Y. Cried".

I don't understand avocado toast.

I'm 200 proof with you there.

This is exactly WHY it needs a theme song about why it's different.

There's actually a 5th one about the Coast Guard, but nobody mentions it.

Jeremy Piven's tech vigilante series needs to be called, "Tech Vigilantes", and it needs to have a theme song that incorporates this fact repeatedly.

I think it's only 26 years. Or as Dexter himself put it: Uno + dos + tres + cuatro + cinco + cinco + seis.

The "you gotta keep 'em separated line" from Come Out and Play is actually a reference to when he was doing lab work.