I would… because it's not a sandwich.

And yet…nobody reproducing with me…

I think this is going to turn into something where they start killing each other in some kind of Battle Roylae thing, and it'll turn out that's what they REALLY signed up for, and this was the cover-up.

Nobody who isn't from Fresno is THAT hungry.

Depends. Did you roll for initiative?

Please, please, please let this turn into Lord of the Flies.

I first saw that shit on a sign in Japan. I figured it was just more hilarious Engrish.

Does it work?

But it is MURDAAAAAA.

D&D nights will never be the same!

Is this machine more hurdy or gurdy?

But, but…

Wow. Most of the stuff you guys pegged as something to like these loathed artists for is god-awful.

For me, space tacos are just a vehicle for space salsa.

You should have read the people diving over each other to suck Trump's asshole the hardest because he walk talking about repealing the estate tax. Not realizing that there's an exemption on inheritances for the first $5.4 FUCKING MILLION.

The chromosome's right here, Con, but like a poor electron tunneling microscope operator, you… keep… failing to locate it on the slide.

Zephram Cochran?! Why would you clone dinosaurs?!

Though, I also wouldn't mind Jeff breaking out some of his stuff. That track he did with Method Man was pretty nice.

Well, he died like 10 years ago, so…

Which is why I asked specifically, if they were an egg-eating vegetarian. If you knew what salmon roe was, and you saw that I was making recommendation based on the possibility that they ate eggs, why would you specifically just call out the salmon roe?