No, gardening work is a trigger to get you deported.

That sounds like something a fan of ants would do. Ants eat their own, you know.

Both of those are Pepe.

I think you mean, "Cellophantastic".

Ovaltine is malted, so you'll probably need a Malt Liquor.

I think Whoppers are renamed Malteasers.

Come on, man.

Depends on what cancer she died of. Skin, brain, anal… his dickish statement would not apply.

Why do we get so upset when our Rhodes scholars turn out not to be saints?

I'd never seen anyone try to hit a 2-handed backhand in ping-pong…until the new intern guy played. Now it's popping up in TV shows. I'm more and more convinced that my life randomly generates the pop culture everyone else enjoys.

You wanna be stunned? Watch John Freaking Tesh rock the NBA on NBC theme live.

Having not seen the show that still from…

"He did Nazi it coming."

I like my dates to start by rolling for initiative.

The Man of a Thousand Daily Fists.

Dude. That guy.

Bronson Pinchot was also Serge in Beverly Hills Cop 3.

And the autopilot. If anything like that happened, the planes would have crashed on landing, and probably not even then.

Or, alternately, Brent Spiner.

Perfect Strangers actually took on reverse sexual harassment, where Balki the immigrant is harassed by his female boss.