Did you kids throw the dust motes at each other, and then when someone got hit, you'd yell out, "MOTED"?

My coworker just told me about them pepper salts. Amazon sells a 4-pack, of which, 2 seem useless. I think I'm gonna roll over to the local world market, get some and make some jerky with it.

I used truffle salt. WTF is flavacal?

They… did? I seem to remember it being from the late 80s, and it wasn't live action.

But you DO need the periods when discussing the late, whitewashed Fox superhero vigilante show, M.A.N.T.I.S.

This is one of my favorite Onion "News In Brief"s of all time.

Ugh. What the fuck.

Yup.

Munchkin is like, the card game equivalent of Monopoly.

Because you're never like, "Sault St. Marie, that's not a fucking place, is it? Who needs a train station there?"

But, but… I was doing what the therapist recommended.

Or sugar? Do you understand how orange chicken works?

The most memorable thing about this sauce is that they had banners at McDonald's that said, "It's CHINOMITE!"

You either have to pronounce it as "Hammin' Halapeno" or "Jammin' Jah-lapeno".

Invincible is a pretty solid book.

Only if he comes around. If you go looking for him, it's not so radical.

You knew the video was going to involve shit, WHEN YOU SAW THAT IT WAS ORIENTED VERTICALLY.

Psh. I think you may have been shopping at the GAP, sir.

You are wrong about that. I'd say like, 100% of Google devs are on Google+ and they make up 42% of Google+

It's not for hipsters.