DON'T LET GO

"we’re all radicals now".

SINBAAAAAAD!

*googles* *shows you phone*

I tried explaining this to my mom, who believes that chemtrails are a thing.

Look, drone cameras, or Forrest recorded and edited everything together himself because that's how committed he was.

So… 1 star?

Not that easy, friendo. Killing yourself isn't a valid Escape Route.

He doubled up! He broke the rules!

Psh. You've got a fist? I've got Assassins.

Well, once someone does, then someone else will chime in with another entry. So it'll be First Blood: Part II.

Featuring Lovers! And Other Strangers!

Probably not. And if I don't get you, then My Mom Will Shoot.

I imagine he's just not worth the asking price these days. Every director in town will just be like, "Eh, Get Carter."

It'll be your Demolition, Man.

I heard he's signed onto the new G.I. Joe movie. No role announced, but he'll probably be Cobra.

YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, BEN! I WAS HOVERING OVER THE SUBMIT BUTTON!

Good thing you used the hyphen there to clear up the uncertainty.

Surprise buttsecks.

YOU BASTARD.