This hastily made tourism video says you have it wrong.

Politely.

No more laughter. Please. That was cringy.

I bought a 1.5L bottle of Glenfiddich for like, $65. That was a year of easy drinking.

I think the actual "secret" is that Costco doesn't actually produce any of these things themselves.

Fuck that, why isn't there a full season of Jean Claude VAN JOHNSON!?

I've thoroughly disproved your theory.

Good thing I swallowed my coffee before clicking that link…

Can we pretend that I made a GIF of that GEICO fisherman yanking an Emma Stone reference away from you on a fishing pole?

Come on Jilly. The correct response in this context is:

This is scientifically a better joke.

Can't that guy tweet with more of an accent to punch this shit up? Geez.

Sorbo's about to start up his own University that has a line of faith-based curriculum intended to spread good in the world.

Best trees.

Flo's out. Said she wanted lead role, or she was walking.

"Who you murdering, 'Jake from State Farm?'"

They were a bunch of fine jizz-wailers.

It's so dense. Every single fist has so many things going on.

This wins.

I remember watching the Siege and being like, "Oh, come the fuck on. This would NEVER happen."