Long Kiss Goodnight was pretty good, but honestly the last third of the movie gets a little bogged down in the weeds. Samuel L. Jackson is just Sam Jack before he became full Samuel L. Jackson. I wouldn't call his role offensive. Yeah, the Black dude is saved by a White woman, but he also saves her, initially, and…

My Japan-gained pop culture knowledge was that the movie "Fast and the Furious" was called "Wild Speed" in Japan.

It kinda looks like a car. :)

I believe this story almost as much as I believe the story about Steven Segal telling Gene LeBell that he couldn't be choked out because he knew Tai Chi, and LeBell choked him out so hard that he defecated on himself.

Even worse, the crashing bomber hits one of the military generals right in the knee.

I thought it might have been BS TV.

If you're just inventing a universe from scratch, you're going to have spend some time to describe the character's appearance. Of course, if your audience is dumb enough, like say, the readers of the Hunger Games, they might not understand that a character's supposed to be Black if you don't come out and just describe…

Oh wait… Ahhh, I can almost remember the name. It was like Weekly Roadshow or something like that.

Noooooo! Gwen is so much more boring. Though, it was pretty obvious that the Marvel world couldn't support 3-4 clones of Spider-Man.

Just because there's no "Space Asia" doesn't mean that China or Japan or another Asian country didn't go out and colonize new worlds, which might have then been referred to as "New China" or "Neo Japan".

I put money on the Pats just so if the worst possible outcome happened, I'd at least profit.

Ryan's arm is moving forward. This is like the inverse tuck rule game.

That movie also has Gillian Jacobs topless. It is all right in my book.

I was telling my friend at halftime, that I bet this was going to turn out like the election. And it did. The Darkest Timeline comfirmed.

#notmyMVP

Don't you fucking shit on Bronson Pinchot! That man is a saint!

I told the doctor that I didn't want his pills. I just went meat-free, high-fiber for 3 weeks. Took a blood test again after those 3 weeks, and my cholesterol was down 100 points. Docs trying to get you on cholesterol meds don't tell you that blood cholesterol is a moving average, and if you just don't intake any, it…

I'm pretty sure that's how the plot of this one started.

My friend told me all kinds of stories about "how it used to be", where docs would just waltz in, last minute, and then order 2 meals…TO GO. (For the record, he's totally fine with the crackdown.)

Your situation isn't necessarily the norm. Docs have been trying to get me on pills for over a decade now for cholesterol. I finally get a real doc, one THAT LETS ME SEE MY TEST RESULTS.