So, the headline should be, "Patton Oswalt says the coroner reported that his wife died of an unrecognized heart condition and a reaction to painkillers"?

I'm not a doctor. But, I don't think the undiagnosed heart conditions in this article would take you in your sleep unless you were taking pills.

That's just a thing people say to make themselves feel better about shit. Just because sometimes low percentage things happens doesn't mean that ignoring the higher percentage outcomes is smart move.

You're overthinking this. The free lunches (and dinners) don't really do a lot. I've been to one where I was "studying" under a doctor friend. Not wanting to look out of place, I paid attention to the presentation, which made me the MOST out of place looking motherfucker in there.

I read a bit on some guy who was profiled as the Walter White of fentanyl. The gist I got was that when the drug's free of impurities, it's dangerous, but when it has impurities, it's fucking dangerous.

So, this is supposed to be "Rogue" of love, correct?

That's President Mustard now, you fool!

SHAAAAAADE

Before the morning, they also repealed the transparency laws for energy companies, so now Tillerson can get oil from Iran and Iraq and not have to worry American finding out he's funding ISIS by buying their oil.

The Shamrock plus chocolate items should have been called "Shamrocolate", and now these items are just Shamful.

Your Mc10:30 joke doesn't work now that all-day breakfast is a thing. I mean, yeah, SOME items aren't there…

In Soviet Russia, you are on joke.

Damn. I hate JENNY McCarthy, not Joseph…

Viral videos of Trump suppoters getting decked increase a millionfold.

I hate dating apps, too…

If you don't like King Cobra, well, then…

"He's named ADOLPHUS! He would have obviously killed that Negro!"

The volums was coming from INSIDE the stereo.

So, I don't think that I'd like this all that much, because, why can't you just put salmon in an actual croissant, and pay less?

Now, yes. But back then, they'd gotten their foot in the door of Hollywood. The Tom Cruise episode still doesn't get rerun. Scientology had that shit on lock for a bit.