Guess I'm in a liberal echo chamber, but here in California, sake and shochu/soju are classified as "wine and beer" which means that you don't need a liquor license to serve them, and that means they're available everywhere, like at karaoke joints. I haven't met someone unfamiliar with this stuff in a long time.

I've always played the Flick the Cap game with the rule being the person who passed the cap to the person who flicks the seal off is the loser. This prevents people from doing the little "dink" flicks.

Resident Evil's Least Misses!

"Skyrocketed"?

Have you forgotten the MMA, which features the most scantily-clad men attempting to position each other into "rear naked chokes"?

CTF is as terrible as the olds run through the Australian Open is wonderful.

This is true, but also, people who give themselves their own nickname unironically and expect people to use it are legally defined as assholes.

That's fucking right! Those assholes aren't just dicks for all the dick stuff they do, but on top of that, THEY GAVE THEMSELVES THEIR OWN NICKNAME!

I've been saying this for decades now, as a whole old people are the fucking rudest group. I honestly think the reason most of them want to call people entitled is because by virtue of "othering" the non-olds, they've established that they are actually entitled to just be dicks.

I think that guy's gonna be none the wiser no matter what you do.

DEMOCART!

They can hire off-duty armored trucks.

Fuck this guy. White dude who's tried to stay relevant by acting Black, but simultaneously hates minorities.

I'm sure I could find no-namers on Youtube that are better than that dude. He had a moment when untaleted novelty nerd rock had just become a thing, but the base level of music act can do his shtick better than he ever could now.

Yes. That is why I didn't watch this movie.

I was giving him the allegations cliff notes.

Apparently, it's two women who worked with him on a terrible film he did with Joaquin Phoenix.

She shops at EVERY Whole Foods.

But it's Tuesday!

I used to refer to all this stuff as "Fountain Spring Water".