It sucks because "stick to being a dickhead" doesn't really work in this situation.

The claw transition to emphasize the "cut rating system". Damn, George Lucas weeps, son.

Like smm says, they're for kids. And oddly enough, like El Santo says, it's also like Christmas.

*slowly extends hand to withdraw pilot from desk*

Oh, we have Fuck Off, Pigeons! Day.

Sony's online is still free, and will be the only one of the three that is after Switch launches. You can get a PS Plue membership which gets you free games every month (and unlike Nintendo, they're free as long as you keep the subscription up, not for a month.) but you get the basic online service for free.

I think you mean Vodka Drunkenski.

And then finding the page with the past episode was also a pain in the butt.

I'll say this again and again… If I can get them to fucking focus on piddly-ass shit like ice cream INSTEAD of having a laser-like focus on fucking the common person over, I'm all for that, too.

I will routinely buy vanilla ice cream (not future ice cream) because it's delicious, but also because I like to throw a scoop of it into my coffee, and that ain't gonna fly with cookie dough.

*ahem*

It's filmed horizontally. I nominate this for an Oscar.

I do love me some Frosted Mini-Wheats.

It was WAY worse in the first pass of 6, though. I was playing on Prince and I literally had every wonder, a tech lead, gold lead, and it was maybe my 3rd game played.

I don't know that the world has moved on from 4X, and it no longer feels essential. I think the problem with this one is that the AI is REALLY bad.

Because the editing for this movie is so wildly uneven, it's basically the perfect movie to watch while you're doing something else.

You can lead a horse to antibiotics…

"Oh, look, Torgo's on welfare."

We would be joined by Will Ferrell as George W. Bush.

"Future Still Rosy For American White Male After All"