I like where you're heading.

Seconded! Turn over your cards…HITLER!

No, but they're all tax write-offs. Hosting would be a contract gig, so he can claim all of that billable time as deductible.

How much do we spend on volcano research? Yet, we spend nothing on volcano PREVENTION. Doesn't that seem odd?

Take it up with the Hebrew Nation!

Vesuvius was an inside job.

Because he doesn't have a beef with the clean ones.

Everyone just chill out.

I think his character was supposed to be more effect heavy than they ended up wanting make the movie.

Will you guys be making a Saw Gerrera wearing a Saw Gerrera t-shirt t-shirt?

I was bummed out that they got such a miniature role, but the dudes from Kanjakanjakanja Khameleon got to stick around.

"Oh man, then Donnie Yen kicked a dude into a TIE Bomber that had armed a proton torpedo, and that TIE Bomber crashed right into the Death Star's exhaust port!

I would have watched the shit out of this…if I had Netflix.

So, 75% of this list is, "The true story of a person that existed."

You have to select "Other" and then you have access to the write-in part.

And Christie.

Did it also explain why each computer screen on board had explosive charges rigged to it, and where the rocks from off-screen that fell on the crew came from?

Oh, you're going down, son.

*James Brown riff plays*

Even gets some product placement in there at the end: