I feel like that clip should just back random movie, anime, other media clips. Just completely isolated and without context.

"You're still alive", she said.
"Oh, and I deserve to be? Is that the question? And if so, iiiiiiif so…"
"Who is served, who is served!?"

I don't see a way to email Mr. Teti, but I'm writing to make your job for this upcoming week easier, John.

Here's the thing with their "healthy" snacks.

I tried making frozen hash browns in a waffle iron…and they were not marvelous.

Let me describe what you'll be going in for.

I hope you've learned not to argue…anymore.

I like the concept of LJS, but as an actual eatery the smell of stale grease from frying literally everything permeating the place, like a preview of what you're going to feel like 2 hours from now, is the biggest deterrent to me visiting the place.

I'm not mad at Riggle, he's clearly the Football Colonel, so his commercials are devoted to their fake football team.

Never liked Church's.

You can and should.

This "music" makes me far less likely to eat at KFC.

I don't want a full head of ass hair.

Quick, look up Trump!

If one of the aliens got a starring vehicle on the CW, they would have called it Xeno: The Warrior Princess.

Danny McBride pretty much stamps this as "can miss" entertainment for me.

Do They F'taghn It's Christmas?

AW SHIT! BEER-FLAVORED BEER!?

Don't look nearly White enough to get max shock value outta that.

I'm not sure resisting citizens' arrest is a thing.