I never understood that as an insult. "Your mom's badass?" Was it supposed to have implied lesbian subtext?

I pointedly tried to redirect conversation. Just cut him off mid-screed and asked how long he'd been driving taxis.

Due to the shitty economy I was driving Lyft until I realized I was just basically stressing myself out for short-term gains which were less productive than looking for an actual job. (My change in strategy paid off, and now I also get to deduct car repairs for the year thanks to the stint.)

In a cab in Vegas.

Multiple people in the chain can require slapping.

Phil Liggett is a god of announcing. That man is doing fine, fine work.

Is this a White computer? Because that could explain why this carol's rhyme scheme is so terrible.

Aren't you only 33?

I think I might go see that.

Patton Oswalt couldn't be in Silly Golf Men. As the heel or the part of the ragtag golf men…I mean, I can just think of people who'd fit better.

That was actually pretty funny.

No, no. The fact that she gets work means they're the go-to agent for anyone who has no talent but needs a career.

It definitely feels like a feature-length episode of Key & Peele.

It's almost as if there's someone trying to…

I don't understand what the genre of math-rock is, but PENs+ is definitely the only one of the bands here producing listenable music.

That's not why she lost literally every demographic compared to Barack INCLUDING women. Hillary lost because people hate HILLARY. Because she sucks. Not because she's a woman. If you put BILL up there again, he'd lose, too.

No, the way every vote is either A+ or F, literally nothing in between.

You pitched a costumed elevator? I like where your head's at.

If you sold out of Black Panther stuff, maybe. But archery is super hot right now, so, yeah, Hawkeye's gonna win that battle.

Maybe Spencer's still for hire?