So, there's an interesting side point being made in his wack-ass, inarticulate statement.

You say that, and yet we splinter into groups ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

I liked the And1 versions of other sports…although Gael Monfils is actually doing crazier shit than Chapelle did in actual matches of tennis.

I should have probably put a bet down, too. On Trump, though, because if we're all gonna be fucked, I might as well personally profit from it, and if I lose, well, then I reverse-jinxed him out of the Presidency. It's money well spent!

Did you give him one vote from the swing district in Maine, and subtract 6 from Utah for when Evan Mullin wins it and then realize that the senate could be won by Republicans?

It was submarines last game. +1 range, +1 attack.

I think part of the problem is that there seems to be a glitch in determining end game somewhere. I won a culture victory, and 20 or so turns from the end the game told me that I'd been passed by America. I looked at the stats, and they were nowhere close to beating me.

Seeing as how Starcraft III still exists, and they're having a giant tournament for it RIGHT THIS VERY DAY, I would say that, no, you are not actually out of touch.

Religions can be custom in this version. New name, new iconography, everything. So create the Poopacy, and get yourself extra production for every person who follows it!

I've actually found that it was much easier to stop playing this time around. I'm pretty sure you'd be able to just log off at a reasonable hour just fine this time.

I always try and get space victory first, but I accidentally stumbled into a culture victory…probably because I was King of the Wonders.

Ports are delicious!

Bill Simmons is one of those dudes whose voice doesn't match his body, and it's offputting enough that I never want to see video of him.

Seriously. This guy could kick better than a number of kickers out there right now. On top of that, he was being trained by Michael Husted, so it wasn't like this dude was just gonna flame out.

"sports leagues"

Cleveland Firelakes.

I think right now, Spurs are lucky to end the weekend with their unbeaten streak intact.

Nuh uh!

Well, you're watching a Bears/Chargers game. I think the heel probably had a valid point about you guys needing to know how to enjoy a football game.

OUR STAR PLAYER WOULD NEVER STOOP TO EVEN USE YOUR AREA TEAM'S LAUNDRY TO WIPE HIS OWN ASS! HE'S BEEN A DYED-IN-THE-WOOL MEMBER OF MY AREA SPORTS TEAM EVER SINCE HE WAS ARBITRARILY ASSIGNED TO WORK HERE AFTER HASTILY LEAVING A NON-PAYING JOB AT A NON-AREA COLLEGE!