Plus their goddamn pro football stadium is named "University of Phoenix Stadium".

WE CANNOT BE FRIENDS BECAUSE MY AREA SPORTS TEAM IS GREATER THAN YOUR AREA SPORTS TEAM!

No, he's saying it only counts for one metric beer toss, which is, like, .6 of an American beer toss.

Teti vs. the aggregated wisdom of the AV Club crowds!

Next year, will you make a nod to Al Michaels in garbage time and display your picks against the spread?

"It's a lose-lose situation."

Odd thing I realized…

See, "Entirety of Troy Polamolu's Career".

For me, that series should have really been OKC vs. Cleveland, so I couldn't get behind the Warriors after Draymond's penchant for ball kicking.

STILL CLEEEEVELAAAAND!

COME ON DOWN TO CLEVELANDTOWN, EVERYONE!

So, people say things like this, and then a computer goes and kicks the shit out of the world's best go player.

Cocained donuts.

I think maybe this was a bit too hammered home. Could have been better with 30-45 seconds less.

I thought this was about the video game, and the article title confused me greatly.

Until Trump decides to launch nukes at someone close to you…

I like the flute drop versions much better. In fact, I'd posit that it's the only way to listen to Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball.

That's not what your initial post was claiming. The quote from the article is that this action would disrupt attempts to get people who weren't onsite. Whether or not all police action is being taken onsite is an unknown.

Are you just not reading the article, or are you just unwilling to do literally any mental walking to get from Point A to Point B?

That was the contention made, yes.