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The first time I saw Night of the Living dead, it was in the 2000s at some point, and for 15 minutes, I honestly thought it was supposed to be a parody. The nerdy dude with glasses and the "They're coming to get you…" lines, and his stupid, stupid death scene. I was just laughing.

Which kinda sucks, seeing as how they're supposed to be in the games.

The concept of your Safety Dance video frightens and confuses us! We will destroy you!

Simms had a few good Simms-isms last night. I thought for a second he was gonna refer to the Block and Tackle poetry section because Nantz kept pointing out his expanded vocabulary for the night.

But hey, at least they got ugly colorrhea uniforms to match the quality of the game!

Seriously. The fucking tests. Why even have them?

More like buttrocious.

The fact that both of you used "webinar" and not "fucking webinar" in a sentence means that you are not, in fact, in a webinar.

Regular ticket is $100 before fees.

It happens every once in a while, but, "sung" is a little overselling it. It's more like…really slow rap.

There was a change.org petition to remove him and get Bob Uecker on the games. Last I checked, something like 40,000+ correct thinking individuals had signed it.

No, because he'll broadcast that shit.

*Vladimir Putin assassinates Doctuar mid-punch*

Fine.

Agree to disagree, Possibilities.

Your sentence structure makes it unclear if your elevator pitch is a movie about Vladimir Putin, pirate-battler, or a different dude who battles pirates who are all Vladimir Putin.

That was a very weirdly done action flick. I swear Elba uses the Superman offense (throw gun at someone) as an effective move in those fight scenes more than I've seen it work in all other movies combined.

Sad. Such a nasty commentor.

Yeah, the cross-sections of grey-ish bananas was kinda making me retch.

I think I'm with you there. I am ok with this concept. I'm not ok with cooking it. If someone had some somewhere, I'd be willing to give it a taste.