"Don't stop Jack Reaaachin'! Reach out for that feeellllayaying!"

I kinda wanna play Call of Duty: Ancient Warfare.

*points* *laughs*

I would have accepted hippo-critical.

*Hippocratic.

Where you at in comp?

I think the immortality only applied within the confines of the shrine.

Actually, a lot of them are dups from previous versions. I don't know where this complaint is coming from, but it's bizarrely unfounded in my opinion.

I got to the first ending…and then I was like, "Oh fuck off." The story was shit as it was, and I'm not enjoying the game enough to pump in another 40+ hours if that's the carrot you're dangling.

Now onto the rest of your post:

"Firstly, you're misrepresenting their demands. Yes, they're asking for bonuses when games sell over two million copies (the kind of bonuses already provided for, whattya know, a lot of developers)."

Civ VI stole my weekend. I was supposed to be working, and all I did was Alt-tab out and write a few lines at a time while the game completed AI turns.

You've got a worldview that's pretty heavily biased to recency if you thought this was about Trump and not just the standard Hollywood exec stereotype.

They all need to be jumping before the fade out. You're fired, and you're a hack.

Are you Jeff Van Gundy? He just realized on air that the lines on the NBA broadcast mean the same thing last year during the playoffs. Anyway, they're on ALL the stations. They've been there for probably a decade. It's an established part of the screen UI now.

Respectfully speaking, you're not talking about reality.

I could not disagree with your opinion more. That game ticks off all of my game annoyance boxes.

It's like Americans remaking Brewster's Millions.

Nope. That would work the opposite way. If you give the actors residuals first, I guarantee what will happen is that the higher ups will say, "Well, now I have to pay these guys more. You guys get less. Oh, and I also have to charge the customers more, too."

May I recommend that you unsober up with America's favorite numerical beverage? I hear that it…