Yeah. The Black Eyed Peas.

This is the best Hatesong ever. This is one of two commercials where I will absolutely drop everything I'm doing, grab the remote, and flail at the buttons until this is no longer on my TV.

John Teti, while we celebrate your corrective victory, it pains me that I am forced to use this avenue to call your attention to a grave inaccuracy on your very own publication.

You don't know what I meant when I said, "'fuck tone' exhortations?

This ended a pretty satisfying first season. I enjoyed the hell out of it. I think some of the comedy would have been amplified by them tightening up the writing a bit, but, I enjoyed a TV comedy that was poking fun at things that needed to be poked fun of, and aren't currently being mocked in any other scripted…

Those aren't hoverboards. I know this might be complicated, because hoverboard is such a complicated word, a hoverboard is…a board that hovers. Here, I'll use it in a common sentence:

*Hoverboards that will define this generation do not actually hover, and are actually just remote control cars you stand on.

Shame, Barsanti! How did this get by an editor? That shit don't hover!

He knows what she eats. Bird cock.

Thing is, Nintendo's just been beaten to the punch by everything else at this point. Best case scenario, the movie you're talking about comes off like a Wreck-It Ralph knock-off.

12 Angry Fighters

Rolo-what? Did you mean Fall 1916?

Fireball, man. That's what the dumbass kids drink now.

That's what I call a sit-com!

Yeah. I'm TOTALLY jizzing over a company that's run all its IP into the ground in one form of media to take them into another.

A modern day warrior, mean, mean stride.
That's Tom Lawyer, mean, mean pride.
Though his retainer's extravagant,
Don't put his down as arrogant.

My one upvote was solely for your Hyperchicken reference. I voice my disdain at your other references!

I have a Batmanuel "action" figure.

Can you batt'leth a feeling?

I used to have Steiner's alcohol speech memorized, but I don't any more.