"I don't even own *a* (noun), let alone many (plural of previous noun) that would necessitate an entire rack."

In every UFC/Boxing game I've played since Anchorman came out, my fighter's name is Uterus Puncher.

Shaaaaaat up!

Give me some death…

Trust Bob Strong! He has better opinions!

One other thing i throw around all the time the Ben Stiller show's Advantage Agassi sketch.

Or "Grunka lunka, dunkedy-dedient".

There was a while where every single part of the Dracula speech from the beginning of Castlevania: Symphony of the Night was fair game.

The thing from Futurama I use most often in daily conversation is, "You watched it! You can't UN-watch it! Tales of INTEREST!"

I'm very confused about how I feel about this show. Sam Esmail's got a ton of balls in the air right now. If he catches them all at the end, bravo, this becomes my favorite TV show of all time.

What do we want? FRY'S DOG!

Ah, mythological creature pluralization.

I strongly disagree with this suggestion. There's so much random shit going on in TF2 that is going to be completely foreign to a player trying to dip their foot in the pool.

What about on the ones and twos?

/slowclap

How about "You Must Learn"?

DON'T DATE ROBOTS!

I'm going to guess it has to do with the art. You're either going to be paying shitloads of money for talented people to draw 2D porn, or you're going to build a polygon-based 3D engine to try and represent sex.

I can't even read the surname "Almodovar" and not think of this.

You've earned that Worlds' Greatest Parent mug.