Will the Reggie Watts version of Panama be in the game? I heard it was more faithful to the original intention.

That exact right down to the the "Limited Edition Zelda ones" was a "deal" that I nearly got in on, and at least two of my coworkers did get in on.

You wouldn't, but Will Smith wants you to be extra certain that they are not who you should be calling.

I will also point out that the lyrics site that Paul Scheer used to find the lyrics to the song has a good deal of them wrong.

I'll grant that pretty much 80% of this song is bullshit, but that first verse is pretty tight lyrically.

That song doesn't have the "wicky wild" part.

So, there's a part in Space Quest where an alien from Alien is walking through the corridors of the exploding ship, and if it touches you, it implants you with a face-hugger. You'll die at some point later in the game. I did not know this, not having seen Alien at that point.

In UHF, when the have Spadowski locked up, and then they hear a noise from the coming from the closet…

I would have liked that scene so much more if when they went backstage to their hated rival band, they found amps that went to 12.

Cavalcade. There's a word that just doesn't get used enough anymore.

Adam held up blue-screen can and the fixed it in post. That way if Pepsi put out a new can design before the movie dropped, the branding of a new generation is right there.

AV Club, I'd like to formally petition to cover this show for its last two episodes. I would have petitioned to be the "new" reviewer, but this show hasn't actually been reviewed yet, so there's not really a need to replace anyone.

Literally how in the fuck could you categorize anything that has happened to Z-Pac as him being "valorized"? He's treated like a fucking piece of furniture by the smugglers, gets shot out of the sky, and shit on by both of the women he's seeing. He's such a shitty person that you don't even feel bad for him when he…

I highly disagree with your opinion. I beat that game in college, also using the numpad. There are almost no redeeming qualities to the game.

I believe the title you're referring to is Impossible Mission.

It depends on whether or not you're just talking about C-64 exclusive titles. If you're just talking about games that appeared on the C-64, then, I probably could actually find 50 or so that are worthy.

When they make the Hall of Shittiest Games Ever, it'll be a first-ballot inductee.

I hadn't thought of it that way, but, I think you've—

The fact that "Let's Be Cops" is an accurate summation of the entire movie is actually kind of impressive.

I'm so enraptured by this idea that I may start up a new religion based around McCarthy!