That song has a surprising amount of competence to it. I'm just worried that kid's gonna end up like that 13-year-old you see busking somewhere. He sounds good for 13, but then you wander back to that same spot 10 years later, and he's still there stuck at the same talent level.

After Jimmy Smits won election, he lost the next one, then Martin Sheen won again.

After Jimmy Smits won election, he lost the next one, then Martin Sheen won again.

He got killed on an episode of Burn Notice. I think he has like two lines before someone shoots him in the chest.

He got killed on an episode of Burn Notice. I think he has like two lines before someone shoots him in the chest.

At no point do they call her a "non-partisan" candidate, nor do they imply that she's non-partisan. In fact, at multiple points, they make it very clear that there are sides. They said she was on the non-partisan portion of the ballot, meaning that the ballot strips away the designation for the position at stake. (As…

At no point do they call her a "non-partisan" candidate, nor do they imply that she's non-partisan. In fact, at multiple points, they make it very clear that there are sides. They said she was on the non-partisan portion of the ballot, meaning that the ballot strips away the designation for the position at stake. (As…

It was like National Treasure, except pretty good.

It was like National Treasure, except pretty good.

Did Marah Eakin just imply that all of us are fat girls?

Did Marah Eakin just imply that all of us are fat girls?

Lansburys: But they're not mandatory viewing that you have to sit through if you want to watch cartoons like they were for us. It's easy enough to zone out for 3 minutes in class.

Lansburys: But they're not mandatory viewing that you have to sit through if you want to watch cartoons like they were for us. It's easy enough to zone out for 3 minutes in class.

Would you still be happy for her if you knew that she was stupidly anti-vaccinations?

Would you still be happy for her if you knew that she was stupidly anti-vaccinations?

I remember when I first got to my current job, I referenced that theme song. Literally nobody knew what I was talking about. Do you realize that kids born in the 80s never had real exposure to either 3-2-1 Contact or Schoolhouse Rock?

I remember when I first got to my current job, I referenced that theme song. Literally nobody knew what I was talking about. Do you realize that kids born in the 80s never had real exposure to either 3-2-1 Contact or Schoolhouse Rock?

"Ey, that's what this song gives me, the icks!"

"Ey, that's what this song gives me, the icks!"

Silence! Square One and 3-2-1 Contact were edutainment gold!