Silence! Square One and 3-2-1 Contact were edutainment gold!

Even after someone rode some wrecking balls into their guitars.

Even after someone rode some wrecking balls into their guitars.

Ken Jeong's KOREAN.

Ken Jeong's KOREAN.

2 Taken, 2 Furious.

It's not just that the guy's named Legendary General Cypher Raige, it's that the planet is named "Nova Prime". Like, someone told them that Terra Nova was done too many times, and Earth Prime wasn't sexy enough…so they just mashed them together to get Nova Prime and called it a day.

It's not just that the guy's named Legendary General Cypher Raige, it's that the planet is named "Nova Prime". Like, someone told them that Terra Nova was done too many times, and Earth Prime wasn't sexy enough…so they just mashed them together to get Nova Prime and called it a day.

I was disappointed when he didn't tell the security guard, "You better earn your pay!"

I was disappointed when he didn't tell the security guard, "You better earn your pay!"

"Oh yeah? Then strangle me!"

"Oh yeah? Then strangle me!"

Come on, internet. You have to make this happen. I can think of no better possible way to humiliate an entire high school than forcing them to have a statue of Tom Hanks.

Come on, internet. You have to make this happen. I can think of no better possible way to humiliate an entire high school than forcing them to have a statue of Tom Hanks.

Indeed. That might be Bob Odenkirk's finest read ever.

Indeed. That might be Bob Odenkirk's finest read ever.

OH MY GOD! HOW COULD THEY NOT ASK ABOUT ADVANTAGE AGASSI?!

OH MY GOD! HOW COULD THEY NOT ASK ABOUT ADVANTAGE AGASSI?!

Yeah, I didn't understand that AT ALL. You've never had anyone try and defuse a tense situation by removing themselves from a brewing argument, Mike D'Angelo?

Yeah, I didn't understand that AT ALL. You've never had anyone try and defuse a tense situation by removing themselves from a brewing argument, Mike D'Angelo?