Speaking of this song, someone at the Archer panel prefaced a question with, "First I'd like to call Parnell just to see how he's doing…"

I saw Parnell at the Archer panel at Comic-Con and he just seemed genuinely uncomfortable to be there.

I want a soundtrack with full versions of Stomp 'Em In Da Nuts (A song which was ironically about stomping ni***s in the nuts.) and Crank Dat Artichoke. Or at least iTunes versions I can download and crank in my car.

What I Hate About These Shows…
Piper Perabo's a green agent. She make a bunch of mistakes. And then, since she's the main character, she has to look smart. So, instead of making her smarter than the agency, because that would be over the heads of the TV viewers, they make the agency dumber than the viewer.

Psh.

People don't all dress up for the panels. Like me, for examples. I go to see the panels. Then you walk around the exhibit hall, bump into your fellow nerds, and eat a nice dinner with a bunch of people you haven't seen for a while.

Marking the date.
"I'll be there VanDerWerff. 3 o'clock by the bike racks!"

Look, if a Wonder Woman with more clothes on means that the 300 pound woman at Comic-Con trying to put on a Wonder Woman costume can dress as her favorite heroine without forcing the entire convention to avert their eyes, I am all for this more clothed version.

Huh? Nobody mentioned 3:10 to Yuma?
The remake has pretty much every character bail on the character they set up for 80 minutes in the last 10. It's utterly ridiculous.

Chartex: That comment's going to get you some a uptick on the Internet Fame Index today. Good show.

Master of the Flying Guillotine…
I thought I was the only one who'd ever seen this movie. Now I know that both Aaron McGruder and Leonard Pierce have seen it…

But what about if he were say… a doctor?

Dammit. I'd heard Rakim was going to be touring Cali, but if it's part of this, there's likely no way I'm ever going to be able to afford the show.

The awkwardness is not good television, as was pointed out by Abed in Modern Warfare. What I was hoping they would do was sidebar this forever. They tried hooking up, it didn't work out, they were moving on with their lives, everyone stayed friends.

I'm not saying that it's going to suck from here on out. I'm just pointing out that much like on Happy Days, there may be no way they can possibly top the episode where Fonz jumps over an actual shark, and it's all downhill from here.

Damn it.
I was worried this was going to happen after the paintball episode, and now it has. This was one of the best first seasons of television I've ever seen, and it may have just gone and thrown it all away. (You know, kind of like Heroes.)

Semi-Pro.
The problem with this movie was going away from the basketball. For literally the first half of the movie, they play twice, and there's no actual basketball demonstrated. There's just long-winded gags that aren't funny enough.

Those commercials they've been running are horrible:

I get really into it for a while, and then I stopped. And then I ended up doing tech support for a paintball equipment store. So, yeah, I guess I do.

I used to wear my ball pouch in front of my ball pouch. Never got shot in the nads once.