I dunno. That felt it was supposed to be Angelina Jolie in Wanted to me.

Oh geez. You have NO idea. The El Tigre paint scheme isn't real, but that gun's actually a middle of the road paintball gun. The markers now are smaller and lighter, and the hoppers to feed the balls into the gun are motor fed because the guns started firing faster than gravity could feed the balls into the gun.

I want to win El Tigre Chino's paintball gun.

That part was probably the best in terms over-the-topness, but if you watch Jeff's trajectory, he's clearly green-screened in. It just felt exceptionally fake to me.

There's another Battle Royale nod when Troy's holed up in the room on the computer. In the first Battle Royale, three of the students hole up and are hacking furiously in order to take down the network that's forcing them to fight.

Good job, David Caruso.

I don't know about the game…
But the commercials for this are the most god-awful video game commercials I've seen in at least a decade.

Beast Rabin: If I'm not mistaken (or hard of hearing) I think the line was:

Yee Yee: Because it was just so uncharacteristically random. Tom getting possessed by Stinkmeaner? That was pretty weak.

Also, they got hit with soft-serve. The durr kids threw their ice cream cones.

Slugworth, I watched Commando this weekend, and I was pretty disappointed to learn that Bennett is not actually wearing chainmail. He's wearing a yarn imitation of chainmail. Totally ruined my enjoyment of the movie.

Um, Sean. You do realize that just because it's a Nintendo DS game doesn't mean that the game's made by Nintendo, right? There's a big 505 Games logo there in the lower-right.

Sakura Wars is supposed to be set in an alternate timeline turn of the century, and it actually predates all those anime series that you mention. It's actually more likely that those series were aping Sakura Wars.

Things are easy when you're BIG IN JAPAAAAAN!
"chief among them the fact that Keiko is apparently a genius auto mechanic"

Olivia Munn is an above average looking chick who went "geek for pay" on G4TV, posed for a Playboy shoot that involved no nudity, and then parlayed that fame whoring into movie roles.

In the rain, people… Now that's sick.

"Works on contingency?

World of Warcraft doesn't have a singleplayer experience because the game is a "Massively Multiplayer" game.

Borderlands? More like Bored-erlands.

Pogs.
Uh, pogs are from the 90s, guys.