"Smithers had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from a baby, but with him out of the picture,I was free to wallow in my own crapulence."

I'll always love the Homer picking on Milhouse in that episode.

The more insulting thing to Mets fans is that both Kenny Rogers and Armando Benitez each got a vote.

That's pretty much what I was getting at, the idea of not even mentioning another religion, with at best a mention of Hare Krishna but even that it is referred to as a meditation practice not a religion.

Something bugging me about this is you ask about religious music…and then talk about christian music as if that is it. Other religions do exist and have their own specific music but none of that is brought up. I understand that it has to do with the fact that this is reflecting the writers personal experiences and…

Some of this will be bitterness as a Giants fan, but holy hell is Pete Carroll a dick for challenging the catch as Cruz is wobbling off the field with a pretty clear concussion.

I'm one of those people that Justin Tucker pushed into a championship on Monday night.

"This is our fourth starting quarterback in five weeks"
Not to pile on, but this isn't also Flynn's fourth team this year?

The fat-free yogurt that's not short on flavor…

and they even had a menorah in the background

Hans: Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail?
Lovejoy: From this point on, no talking.

I've always loved Homer;s description of them as being "upper-lower-middle class types"

He still does stand up and tours a lot.

Flintstones chewable morphine!

We're also absolved if Milhouse gets eaten by the school snake.

I like those odds.

Behold, the ultimate pog!!!

Also the crane operator just shrugging when told to spin around really fast.

Mine is still Dana Carvey's from the alternate ending of "it's a Wonderful Life"

Hey, now that Largo's gone, we can play the forbidden music!