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Andrei Ulmeyda
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Anyone remember Cherry Clan? Tasty, racist candy.

M-Tron were solid. I liked the original, super-menacing Blacktron guys. And their foils, the Space Police.

So, can we just talk about LEGO?
What was your favorite theme? I liked Space and Pirates. Although I hated the pirates, I only collected the colonial rubes.

"JUST WAIT to you see what Immick's come up with down at the lab. We're gonna blow the VHS racket WIDE OPEN"

I dunno, Pig in Zen, Mafia Wars seems closer to the bottom than FarmVille (I can't believe I'm saying this). Mafia Wars just regurgitates mobster tropes that are already in abundance in TV and film…I don't really recall many 'farm' movies. Not saying it wouldn't be terrible, but at least I'd be more interested in

But even an Evony adaptation would require at least a prop sword or two in addition to the boobage. Now a GoDaddy.com movie, that's a different story.

A better idea
Someone should adapt that facebook ad I keep getting for a dentist that offers $1 cleanings to fans of "A Beautiful Mind". Think about it, it's a pretty intriguing premise.

I think SORRY! should be next. Like Battleship, it's got a built-in catchphrase for the audience to anticipate and applaud.

You beat me to it. That is an amazing, amazing sentence.

He takes a glass of scotch at one point (part of the whole "if you're drunk, can you smell it?" experiment).

God.
She's cooking dinner for God.

shilling
Anybody else feel a little sorry for Kevin Gillespie doing those Kikkoman-sponsored grill tips? Then again, try and imagine anyone else from last season's top four even attempting to be a personable spokesperson.

Hey, at least they didn't have them make a burger "with a high-end twist".

It also has arguably the best ride at the park.

I remember those!

I think it's a riff on the California state seal. Those guys seem to be really into CA 'nationalism'.

Don't quote me, but I believe you need to have at least a grandparent on a tribal registry.

The lawyer's right — I grew up in MA, and while it's no Alabama, it's certainly more intolerant than it (or the rest of the nation) thinks it is.

You know what these things cost? They're like, EIGHTY CENTS a nut!

"I just came back from Monte Carlo. Have you been to France?"