What can I say?  I married up, I'm not ashamed to admit it.

OK, so speaking of that song, I need some second opinions.  I always thought the lyric was "I don't wanna play lacrosse".  My wife insists that it's "I just wanna play lacrosse", which to me is completely absurd, based on my understanding of the cultural niche filled by lacrosse players.  Then again, I grew up on the…

Disagree, but it's exactly how I feel about bananas.

So, basically what you're saying is, your life was a highway?

I have very little time for TV, and even less for shows my wife doesn't want to watch together, and I still finished this series yesterday.  I would think that most people who were into it would have finished it ages ago.

Further proof that you are getting older: you watched Water for Elephants.

Do people still party at the moon tower?

I haven't listened to all that much of Analyze Phish but the funny thing about it for me is that I totally identify with what Harris is trying to do, even though I can't stand Phish.  I think I've just found myself in lots of situations where I think that if I can just explain it right, somehow I'll be able to…

I felt the same about Dazed and Confused, except my hometown had a lot less to do, and I couldn't help feeling those guys didn't know how good they had it.  They had a pool hall!  They didn't get carded!

One difference is I think you'll have a lot more people making plans to watch AD as soon as it comes out, because it's so much more of a known and loved entity.  I had seen the BBC House of Cards, liked it, but I still didn't get around to watching the first Netflix one until a week after it came out.  Whereas…

It also doesn't seem like there was a lot of discussion on there, probably for the reasons you described.  I know by the time I actually finished off the series and checked that out, it was already kind of dead.

Plantation Owners Just Don't Understand

We're just a bunch of Comic Shop Guys.

Dads need rock too.

More like Ellen Cleg-horny, amirite E. Buzz?

I do love the idea of a show built around that guy. Seems like an interesting enough job that you could come up with plenty of storylines. 

I would even go so far as to say I'll be disappointed if some version of this doesn't happen.

That was awesome.

Counterpoint: Freaks and Geeks.

Wasn't Green Onions originally the b side of a single?