My wife briefly worked at a school where Art Alexakis sent his kid.  Apparently he's just as obnoxious as you would expect.

My wife briefly worked at a school where Art Alexakis sent his kid.  Apparently he's just as obnoxious as you would expect.

And it looks like Charlie Watts agrees with you.

And it looks like Charlie Watts agrees with you.

I don't really care for Childish Gambino, but now whenever I hear any mention of e.e. cummings I can't help thinking of that one lyric.  I'm guessing I'm not alone in this.

I don't really care for Childish Gambino, but now whenever I hear any mention of e.e. cummings I can't help thinking of that one lyric.  I'm guessing I'm not alone in this.

Pitch to Tom Hanks: "It's like the first five minutes of Saving Private Ryan.  Over and over and over…"

Pitch to Tom Hanks: "It's like the first five minutes of Saving Private Ryan.  Over and over and over…"

Ideally, of course, this would be the responsibility of high school history classes, not pop culture. 
I can't believe I managed to type that with a straight face.

Ideally, of course, this would be the responsibility of high school history classes, not pop culture. 
I can't believe I managed to type that with a straight face.

But in a very special episode in season two, we learn that he molested her as a child, finally explaining why she refused to work on that big case involving a politician accused of statutory rape.

But in a very special episode in season two, we learn that he molested her as a child, finally explaining why she refused to work on that big case involving a politician accused of statutory rape.

And have you ever even heard of anyone playing with the "auctions" rule they have in the official rules?

And have you ever even heard of anyone playing with the "auctions" rule they have in the official rules?

The only way to play Monopoly is with two adults who know the rules, know how to do math, and do the banking for themselves.  One person can be rolling the dice while the other is still doing their transactions.  No reason you can't do a game under 45 minutes.  Or you could just get drunk and not pay any attention to…

The only way to play Monopoly is with two adults who know the rules, know how to do math, and do the banking for themselves.  One person can be rolling the dice while the other is still doing their transactions.  No reason you can't do a game under 45 minutes.  Or you could just get drunk and not pay any attention to…

You could also have "birth fathers" who spend a year of their life providing the "genetic materials".   I think you'd probably get some volunteers.

You could also have "birth fathers" who spend a year of their life providing the "genetic materials".   I think you'd probably get some volunteers.

Is it possible people are coming in to the Community from somewhere else?  I don't think that's ever discussed but it would resolve the problem.

Is it possible people are coming in to the Community from somewhere else?  I don't think that's ever discussed but it would resolve the problem.