Lou Vega?!
IT'S LOU BEGA COME ON MAN MAMBO #5!!!!!

Cold Open
Right when the show started up I said "please don't do a Charlie Sheen cold open." Fortunately they didn't, really, and actually he featured less in the sketch than anything else. I liked it, just because I'm so sick of the topical political opens that take three minutes explaining the story so they can…

Every episode it's "I didn't like this guy when I met him, thought he was arrogant. I probably owe him an apology. We'll see."

At least it's straight to DVD
When the news of this fuckbag's development deal broke last year or whenever, I thought I was going to have to see previews for it on TV. At least this way, it might just die a slow invisible death.

Karatloz, yours is one of my favorite comments.

Telepopmusik
Talk about a bait and switch. Did anyone else get their album based on the one single, "Breathe?" What a eurotrash piece of garbage.

Schwarzenegger
I love that he cut weight for this movie to look more like a special ops soldier, and still looks like that.

Ha, Kate Bosworth. You're right, but what did that poor girl do to fall into the same category as Megan Fox?

Ninjak? Bloodshot? As you can tell from my references, I was collecting comics at the BEST time to be in the game.

Jan Levinson: The Early Years
I like this. In fact, I think this applies so well to her Office character, we can go ahead and make it canon.

Gen13?
Easy there dolly, we gotta get the Wetworks and Youngblood pictures out first.

Megan Fox
How many more movies will her hotness allow her to make? I mean, she's done, right? Bad rep, bad acting, bad choices. She ran bare-midriff-first into the very low bar people set for her.

There's promoting a movie, and then there's talking about a bunch of shit in the movie you'd really only appreciate if you've seen it. Brah.

"We don't get a good look at the guy, so if they were faking it to go viral and get recognized, it failed."

Odd habit you guys have
Of having guests on and interviewing them about movies there's no way we could have seen yet.

I don't think this is fake
There's no real payoff, other than monitor destruction, which is as old as AOL (http://www.youtube.com/watc…. What was the point of them faking it? We don't get a good look at the guy, so if they were faking it to go viral and get recognized, it failed.

300 shows? Good lord.

Jennifer Garner
Add her to the long list of incredibly attractive women shitting all over pretty decent comedies. What the fuck did she keep doing with her mouth?

Sum 41
Yeah, sure, they disappeared quickly by falling into all the traps they rebelled against in song, but that dude totally boned Avril Lavigne. So…worth it?

Let's talk about the real, actual, comedy-mechanics reasons that the "Starfish" sketch ate balls.