That's Vince Gilligan's mom, right? Seriously.

Don't forget the easiest one:
oscar becomes george sr

Off-putting and unrelatable… where does that sound familiar? Wait, are you Jessie the public relations expert from Season 1?

They're letting gerontophiles into Heaven now?  Hooray!

The reason the Tanooki suit was awesome was because if you changed into a statue in midair, you would kill whatever was below you, even if it was something that you normally couldn't kill by jumping on (piranha plants for example).  Plus it was just a fun alternative way to jump on stuff before the power slam jumps in…

The dirty secret about owning a small business… if you don't make any money with it, you still count as poor.

Wait a second…
Wouldn't "the back of your back" be your stomach?