He's the King Joffrey of reviews/lists

If you have to explain it, it didn't work.

Under the Skin was awful. Watching it filled me with more regret than the one night stand that lead to my first born.

Self explanatory, yet here you are explaining it. It didn't work.

I'm assuming since you didn't know the rules you were outraged by 90% of the list.

If you have to explain it, it didn't work.

Fast five and John Wick? I don't trust you

Racist.

Inception had zero sequences shot in IMAX.

I couldn't stand Her either. And by her I mean Scarlett Johansson in Under the Skin.

If you have to explain it, it didn't work.

Source Code as well. Jake Gyllenhaal has been undersold.

Could have been a really good short film, but the filmmakers insisted on making it almost entirely of lingering shots. Easily could have been cut to 20-30 mins.

This was a pretty good troll. I thought you were srs for a sec

I'd put Under the Skin in that last category

Wes Anderson - different for the sake of being different

well fuck you then

Scott Pilgrim seems to be really loved or really hated. I didn't enjoy it myself, don't think it belongs that high on the list either.

I've had fun watching all Pirates movies, but agree that the first one is the best. 4 came out in 2011. Not saying I think it belongs on the list, just making a point.

Very true. You'll definitely have more fun watching the Avengers. But I also have more fun watching Pirates of the Caribbean, so why isn't that on the list? Avengers felt a lot like a Transformers movie to me. Heroes arrive in urban setting -> blow shit up