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If we're cashing in, I won one too for calling the exact sequence that the "Doctor Who" thread about Cybermen and The Borg would follow:

It was a bad "Once Upon a Time in China" reference on my part—and they wouldn't really sue since titles can be reused freely, I think.

"Tuve relaciones sexuales con Ted."

"Imanes, zorra!"

HA!

—"Mama, que hay de desayuno?"
—"Huevos y tocineta, Yunior."
—"Flin! Ahora me llamo Flin!"
—"Uatebel."

The Mulan spin-off would… get sued?

At least on the internet (rather than from Watson herself), that would turn "Is it because I'm a woman?" into "Is it because I'm Chinese?"

I'm not sure I can afford to own the internet. I don't think I can handle the overhead.

So long as Alex gets to visit Paradise?

You know, I don't actually know what the title has to do with anything… Alex and Dave's non-wedding? 'Cause it's not like this takes place in a massage parlor.

I rarely ever (but not never!) like to think of the particular happy ending that led to my existence.

@avclub-465f9232025978f8fd01ce1a0156be61:disqus : Is the turtle-actor who plays Clyde prohibitively expensive? Because otherwise, I don't see a good reason for not incorporating him in every episode. It could be something simple: He can serve as a paperweight. (It needn't be fancy ambulances all the time!) He could…

I *wish* "Hannibal"'s chances were "Grimm"(-like).

This is how I constantly get stuck with 25 points.

You know, all told, this might be the part of this news that makes me happiest.

Oh burn!

It's like when that boy cried not-wolf, and everyone thought there *was* a wolf, because he had tricked them so many times before.

It's hard to put anything into such scenes beyond mere titillation and the silly trope of "Here's your reward." There's no opportunity for subtext. All the actress can do is try to "be sexy," which is often self-defeating (the effort kills it; better off just standing there doing nothing; she *is* sexy).