Please, internet, do the same thing with the law-talking-guy.

Being told that I'm upset about public employees in Wisconsin makes it so. At least that's what Governor Walker tells me.

I've got a student that is doing her senior project on 80's rock music, and I was trying to get her to steer it towards my yet-unproven theory that if rock and roll is a traditional story arc, Appetite is the climax.  And Mr. Brownstone is the best riff in rock history, based on the "cool+rocks+complex=best" equation.