Your the worst doc Jensen surrogate ever

He stays outside because he wants to stay with his daughter.

Dogs dont go to heaven

What happened happened
I feel more content the more I think about it. Nothing was contradictory or poisoning. If anything I feel its a little bittersweet and sad and that's ok. I could have done without glowy cave or the drawn out schmaltzy conclusion but whatever.

Randy why did you choose this song for Casey?
Well Ryan I'm a big fat idiot with no musical taste or constructive criticism to give and i just felt like screwing Casey over with this flaccid bag of douche juice and mocha soy. But don't worry regardless of what everyone thinks i will defend it as the best performance…

I would prefer they pick up their shit more. And if you cant tube the whole river without dumping yourself and all your trash in the water then don't come at all.

NECMBMN
I pretty sure he didn't get Steve Goodman to help on the cover version also. But then again he has been dead for several decades.

Yeah its just finding its footing. They always do this.

You can get copies of your passport at a coffee shop? Starbucks really is all about the experience. Now play me some mellow Jason Mraz.

Did that totally screw up your masturbation?

If i were in charge K-Doe vote would count a second of mine.

Chang entering the battle was Running Man

Top of the World
First time I heard this song i was pulling a trailer over the Continental Divide. I have to admit it was a pretty awesome moment.

Before he goes to sleep Chuck Norris checks under his bed for the Nashville Dudes.

Because shes a woman.

Thats a Bingo
Simpson was really hitting on the subversive tonight. I laughed my ass of when that clock fell next to Homer

Since when is my nickname Cocaine?

Shania Twain…
pissing on the dead bloodied corpse of country left whithering on the ground in 1992

If the Dixie Chicks had shut up and sang i wouldn't have to hear Rascal Flatts every time I turned on the radio.

Whats Kanye's opinion?