"Yeah. He should be on a beach somewhere, doing coke off a hookers ass."

"And let's not forget the fact that Bono cares about starving Africans too, which obviously makes him a douchebag."

Lt. Broccoli, wait till you hear the acoustic version Bono and The Edge do in their live shows. It's even worse.

"Maybe they're still a good live band?"

"I was under the impression that I really like it."

"I don't understand the U2 hate. They're probably the most consistently good rock band in history (after the Beatles). Yeah, some of their albums were kind of strange (but still good) and Bono's a flaming douche, but it doesn't seem to explain why some people dislike them so much."

Moment of Surrender is terrible.

I've heard the AB working tapes. They've circulated for years under the name "Salome." They are interesting but you won't listen to them more than once I assure you. U2 writes super slowly by playing things over and over until a tiny change moves them in a new direction.

Got your gateway right here
Gilberto Gil - Expresso 2222 (MTV Unplugged)
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

3-year old Dexter in a pool of blood
That scene in Dexter hit me hard. I went to my kid's bedroom and hugged him immediately after.

Phineas and Ferb
Shaun the Sheep

"Maybe he's just not that into you."

The fuck did I do?

Get a REAL DVD
How the entertainment companies see people who watch content online.

I can't wait!
I can't wait to get into this series and have HBO cancel it before it's complete!

O-<

Christina Hendricks as Easter.

@Yankee Deer
"Was there ever any explanation for why he descends from the ether to train his rival in an eventual winner-takes-all fight to the death? Are Spanoegyptians just that magnanimous?"

Willie Cancer Aids. I hit like Cancer, and I run like Aids.

Sandwitches