Tacos!
Why, that would have been the perfect sponsor for a show such as this.

What if Penny Marshall did it?

So when do we get to see
"Marilyn Manson, Jeff Bridges, Asia Argento, Udo Kier, in a film being gangsters under the sea."

I'd love to see a Random Roles with Robert Z'Dar. That's right. Robert Z'Dar. Google him and you'll see. Robert Z'Dar.

I think it's a documentary on how 1981 was the greatest year for movies in the history of cinema.

Semper Fudge.

People are tasty
When you are famished
Faces look scrumptious
When you are starved

Robert Z'Dar. Google him and you'll see. Robert Z'Dar.

Yeah, it was last year's Best Comment, I'd say.

Sergeant Pepoohsten is not as fat as ten travoltas, thank you very much. And yes, you are supposed to google "Robert Z'Dar."

I quote our own Preparation Heche:
"He does the truffle shuffle in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, Chunk. He is shuffling, shuffling. He says that he will never die."

MAy you be attacked by a beef unit.

I have a role for him, and no this is not a fat joke.
He can and should play Rober Z'Dar in The Robert Z'Dar Story. I challenge you to do a google image search on Rober Z'Dar if you are not familiar with him, and then tell me that Val Kilmer could not play Robert Z'Dar in his sleep, and without makeup yet. Robert…

I would rather play Rajskubs.
Zap, David Cross! Zap, Jon Brion! Zap zap zap!

Bob Peck is dead too? Yes, it looks like he is.

Why, it has a cuss word in the very title.

And WHAT is wrong with cheap scare movies from the 80s, pray tell?

Charlie Brown wouldn't think it was very brilliant.

Would you say that, while listening to him, you can't do your weuuk?

I love Malibu Beach. That's the best of them if you ask me. No plot to get in the way of the story, as Joe Bob Briggs would say. It's of a narrative form freer than Robert Altman ever even imagined. And: boobs.