"even coaxing him to roar like a lion, via a clearly well-rehearsed story about a lost lion cub raised by sheep."

Huh.  I did not expect someone named Mario Machado to be LA's first Asian-American on-air reporter.

Just this.  I don't have the time or the energy to follow the scene anymore, and really appreciated the curated "here's what's we like now" roundup.  I know that AV Club rarely comments on why certain features come or go, but pretty please?  This seemed to be a fairly popular series, and I know I'm not the only one…

wwwwwwes?

Oh fuck yes, please.

Yeah, exactly. She deserved to be beaten.

Dear Jmaurer:

If "several rather listless episodes" make a show "very uneven," then what the fuck is even? Name me a serialized TV show that hit the mark every time?

I think that Jurassic Bark is my favorite. It's certainly not the funniest Futurama episode, but oh my god, that fucking ending was maybe the saddest gut punch I've ever received from a TV show. I remain amazed that they went with something that bleak.

That's not the problem. No one says that you have to like Stefan. It's that you're being a flaming fucking retard about it. Look, with a few exceptions, all of the fucking judges have highly praised Stefan's food. Not, "well, this is good, I guess, compared to Arianne." But, "this is really well executed and…

"His mouth writes a check his food can't cash"

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