I just rewatched the Dark Knight Rises over the weekend and oof is that hard to watch in places. I don't know if Nolan can't write subtle dialogue or can't direct actors, but its painful. All the characters are basically there to give exposition the entire movie. It was my main problem with the last one, Heath…

Stephen Metcalf
is a pretentious douchebag. I had to stop listening to the culture gabfest because i couldnt stand him anymore.

TNA is like watching American Soccer or Arena League football, or better yet drinking Store Brand Coke. It seems similar but there's something important missing that you cant quite place.

What about Pirates, the Million dollar porno with real actors and extras and shit….

Deaf Jam?
Wasn't she deaf for a while (as in hard of hearing)? What the hell happened to that?

Now i am everything i hate

Wasn't Bobby worried that Osama was trying to get him for a while, so he could have Whitney?

Day after Tomorrow
My favorite bad movie. The key scene is the girl deciding that she has to go back for these people's passports, even though a giant wall of water is coming. She then gets badly cut, but doesn't tell anyone until its badly infected, so the love of her life has to find antibiotics on a ship where he…

Apple II
We had one with a color screen. I used to love Winter Games and this old game show from the 80's that was memory and win lose or draw together. The name has eluded me. Its sad to think that this generation will grow up not knowing what it was like to open a floppy disc drive up at the wrong time and have…

My favorite
Is the debate over whether or not to show a picture of a "Pearl Necklace." As with all great debates, there are two camps: People who feel it is censorship to remove a picture of a woman's neck with semen on it and people with common sense.

Day After Tomorrow
God what a great movie. Remember when the broad went back to get the woman's passport out of the taxi when a 90 foot wave of water was coming. Or when she cut herself getting that passport, and decided not to tell anyone so it could get infected? Pure Gold. This movie showed me that movies can be…

Neeeerd!
Try to understand. There are two kinds of college students: jocks and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time.

MOP
For some reason this reminds me of when MOP had the honor of being the most shoplifted album from tower records or something like that.