There are a lot of really bad movies in this clip. I have seen a distressing number of them.

Never been to an English soccer match, have you?

Well, since he ran over his neighbor, I'd say it was probably a bitchin' Camaro.

A cookie for the first pedant to point out an inconsistency…

That's what I was going to ask. Beat me to it.

I tried to develop a Clarence Thomas intellectual curiosity simulator. It was a rock. Had to scrap it when I realized it didn't work. Too curious.

No one ever went hungry giving women something escapist to read.

"Stopped shaving merger of unibrows."
-Bert

How many lives is blue block times coin?

How about M. Ward, instead?

The "Avatar sucks" spoiler gag tickled my funny bone, as well.

Oh, man…there goes the afternoon. And most of the next few days, too.

Twins made him adorable. Being the Governator just made him tired and cranky.

Pilot? What's a pilot?

Go ahead. Throw your vote away! Whaaa-ha-ha-ha!

It's the couch, the wardrobe, the jewelry, the 90's era computer speakers that truly round out the whole Hand Fart Experience for me.

Let's all go make some soap, kids!

My 8 year old self was jealous of the other kids who had namesakes among the GPK lineup. My current self is not. Progress?

In honor of this momentous day, I plan on kicking some rich asshole's Ferrari through a plate glass window.

Ok, Senator McCain, back to your room now. That's it. Nice and easy.