If the line were to change to that, it would only because no one seems to be capable of grasping what irony actually is.

girl kissing and disturbing baby names
Amelie, I think you may be a little late on bringing the hate to Katy Perry, but I'm willing to forgive you (yeah, I know you were really worried about that) since I agree with what you said and I love "SongBot 3000." But that song is incredibly catchy.

more commercial censoring
So we get a post about Mr. T and his Snickers gatling gun, but nothing about the editing of the True North nut mix commercials (unless I missed it).

On criticism and populism
"Ebert gets a lot of flack for his populism…" This is something that has always bothered me. Maybe I'm just taking up for my fellow U of I alum, but it bothers me that his fellow critics would find fault with this. The implication is that the ability to like something that the "unwashed…

The various Mickey and the Beanstalk cartoons
The thing that I remember even more than the bean slicing scene is when the harp sings to Mickey about the location of the key (in the giant's pocket): "In his right vest pocket, you'll find the key. The right vest pocket, go carefully."

A British twist on Christian Bale's Batman
I actually was thinking it was the lovechild of Bale's Batman voice and Cane's Alfred voice. No matter what you want to call it, the voice made me laugh, and I'm not sure it was supposed to.

We aren't lowering our standards, we're just increasing our hyperbole when we stand to make a few extra bucks.

Hobo Humpin's Slobo Babe
Am I confused or was this song featured in a Beavis and Butthead segment at one point? I started watching the video and that immediately came to mind.

Precious Hamburgers?

hmm…
Even as guitar player, Lauer is glib.

No, I'm not saying that's a bad thing. In fact, I think it's a good thing. I tried to point that out in my original comment, but didn't give it much more than a mention of knowing what he was trying to do because the comment was way too long anyway.

I Can
I don't want to let this go by without mentioning one of my favorite Nas songs…"I Can"

How I really wish part of this interview had gone
AVC: Do you feel like hip-hop has improved since Hip Hop Is Dead was released?

I am Spartacus.

it's Tasha.

Actually, I think the time is right for a ZMF retranslation of The Art of War.

@JVS - You wanted to hit on Sgt. Callahan on a message board? That's a weird fantasy for an adolescent especially when the internet was not really popular at the time.

But milk is essentially neutral, not acidic. Your skin is more acidic than milk would be. And the problem is less pH dependent and more the hydrophobicity of capsaicin which prevents it from washing off easily with water. Just use latex gloves. (But you might want to ask your s/o about allergies to latex or you'll…

Sorry for getting off subject, but with all the things that DCRJ has said about herself now including the police training, I think we may finally know who we are dealing with. http://www.imdb.com/charact…

ZMF
I'm a little sad that he didn't actually show up for a taste test when we all saw Modell offer him the chance repeatedly. On the other hand, not only is the interview great, but it allows me to keep the illusion that ZMF is actually a Rhodes Scholar who is, in fact, playing us all with his online persona. Perhaps…