To be fair, you can get porn results on Google by typing anything nowadays.

Are you kidding? They could have a global hit if they use the international language…

I guess the next best thing to being John Cusack in this situation would be being John Malkovich.

I would have used the quotes on the word "wrote".

There can only be a "but" if Keith Morrison from Dateline is using it…..ooorrrrrrrrr Sir mix a lot.

Jon Favreau vs. Kevin James……go!

Fucking awesome.

I would have paid to watch that version. Those two all liquored up would have made the commercial.

He should have at least gone with Coors Banquet.

I thought Col. Parker was the one who was full of shit.

Sure to give you the di-uh-beetus

Yeah, my eyes water even thinking about putting in eye drops. That scene was hard to watch.

The guy in Frankie Goes to Hollywood had a very important purpose. Someone has to have the drug hookups.

..on a Dead Can Dance tribute album or course.

Coldplay's Chris Martin turns into actual vagina.

They share a flat with the "not Scott Stapp" guys from Creed who are usually seen crouching in the background of band shots.

Don't you have some African prisoner to work on freeing or something?

Anyone under the age of 17, probably.

Interestingly, the actual follow-up "Feeler" was denied release from the label (probably didn't hear a single) and some of those songs were on HB/SA. The band finally went back in 2010 and rerecorded the album since the label wouldn't grant them the original to release it. I love me some Toadies. Can't wait for the…

I hear the Zombies are back out touring. Maybe she could open.